I'm really good a catching flies in my hand. so the other night my sister Kristal had a barbecue, so i went and it was really late and the food had been sitting out all night. then i ate tons of potato salad, it still felt kind of cold so i thought it was fine. and it wasn't. later that night i was just trying to go to sleep and didn't feel very good and then this stupid fly keep on flying around and making me crazy. so i put my hand up in the air and watched the fly for a second and then grabbed that sucker right out of the air WITH MY HAND!! but i was still feeling sick and went and threw up, twice. But then i felt totally fine. so i was just trying to go to sleep again and there was another fly!! so i watched it for a second and then BAM! i got that one too! with only the light of my laptop!!! do you realize what I'm saying?!! i didn't feel human!

Pamella here

So you remember my friend Pamella right? well a few weeks ago i was just hanging out at a little place i like to call DI minding my own business looking at the shoes.when out of nowhere i hear this voice say... "Pamella here" and i stopped dead in my tracks. so i look over a few feet and who do you think i saw? Yes it was her. so i whip out my phone and text Anna and drew telling them i found our best friend. naturally i discreetly fallow her, she was on a long distance call with her brother in Florida, i know this because she told one of the DI workers. then this guy from my art class that i used to go to came up to me and said hi. he was getting a canvas that someone painted on a little, he told me that he was just going to paint over it. So then Pamella hangs up the phone and walks over to us and tells us that she is an artist herself, and that she doesn't like painting over other peoples art because she feels like there is something there. and i said that's nice, and then everyone went their separate ways. but a few minutes later i was looking at the shirts and Pamella was looking at the shirts and she asked me if i painted over peoples art. i told her no, and that I'm more into portraits with charcoal. and then she asked if i wanted to see some of her paintings on her phone. and she showed me some sweet landscape paintings of hers. she told me i was really smart because i knew what a grotto was. then she told me that her real talent was in singing and playing the guitar (but she didn't sing anything for me) then she told me that she gets shirts from all over the world at DI and she really likes tigers on her shirts and how she hates wolves because they kill people (but i guess tigers don't) and then i went home the end.

So yesterday i went skydiving with some friends. the first time you go you have to have some creeper strapped to your back. but my instructor was pretty cool, short, which made me a little worried -if you haven't heard my theory on short people it goes like this... they cant be trusted-. I'd show you the video of it but i didn't get one because they run about $90 bucks and that's why i didn't get one. we went up about 13,000 feet and then they opened the door, make you curl up in a little ball with your toes hanging off the edge, then you sway back and forth before you get slingshotted out the door. so i was just flying through the air like a bird and it was so great. If you haven't been i would highly recommend it its not even scary just super AWESOME!

My new friend Pamela

About a month ago my friends Drew and Anna and i, went to the wetlands to celebrate senior sluff day. we were just eating chips and salsa and catching pollywog minding our own business, when drew said we should name the pollywog 'ugly' then out of no where this women (Pamela) said "pollywog's are beautiful!" We all thought she was just joking but we soon came to find out that Pamela have a very strong opinion about EVERYTHING and you cant tell her otherwise. So a few minutes passed and then she asked us where are got our salsa and Anna told her Joe Bandito's. Then Pamela said: "They have the best salsa in Utah i know because i have been a waitress almost everywhere around here." Then she went on to tell us that if you filled up the BYU stadium, that is about how many people she has served in her life so she knows people. Then Pamela introduced us to her son, his wife and their little boy. She told us that her grandsons name was Deon Moses.
Pamela: "Don't you like that name? my name is just Pamela."
Me: "you could always change your name."
Pamela: "And what would i change my name to?"
Me: "you could spell it backwards."
Pamela: "Well i really like names that end in "a" like Pamela and Utah."
Anna: "i like the name indigo"
Pamela: "Isn't that like a band?"
Anna: "the indigo girls?"
Pamela: "they are just a bunch a Lezo's"
(for those of you not up to date on the homosexual slag "lezo" = Lesbian)
Pamela: "I cant stand gays, every time i meet one i say aren't you glad your patents aren't like you? and they just walk away starching their head, Duh!"
Pamela: "They are the Best tippers, them and the Hawaiians. The worst tippers are Native Americans and Canadians."
Me: "Drew is Canadian"
Pamela: "When a native American tips you, you'll just be chancing them out to the parking lot throwing the change they gave you at them. they are just always looking for handouts, you don't see the Jews out looking for handouts"

I cant remember what else she said about all the people she hates, but she did continue on about how she thinks Canadians are so awful, right in front of drew. we don't think she really cared. Then i caught another pollywog and Pamela Demanded that i let her grandson hold it before i put it in the bucket. So i handed it to the little two year old and as soon as i did he chucked it right back in the pound. Then Pamela told us that her son and daughter-in-law were going to have a baby and she told me to ask them what they were going to name it. So i said to Pamela "what are they going to name it?" and Pamela Said "Ask them!" so i did and she told me if its a boy it was going to be some bible name that i cant remember, i don't remember the girls name either. Then Pamela and her family left. So we went to my sister kristals apartment and put the pollywogs in bottom of the drained pool, there was a little puddle there so they liked it.

Life so far

I have been told to start a blog for quite some time now, but with my sister blogging about everything that ever happens to me, i thought we would have the exact same blog. i thought i would catch you up as to what has happened in my life thus far... Today was my first day back at Seven Peaks water park, i guarded there the passed 2 summers. And the one summer i don't go back i cant find a job! But its not that bad, i really like being tan.
I was a swimmer in high school and the year they let me be captain was the year the school decided not to put the girls team in the winter sports acknowledgement assembly. So being a hood rat and feeling responsible for my girls i had to do something. The night we found out we weren't in the assembly was the same night as regions dinner, so we started plotting. Then all at once i had an Epiphany and said, If they're not going to put us in, we'll put ourselves in!! so we did. and the next day the girls team meet in the locker room during the assembly, changed into our race suits and lined up behind the door to the gym (where the assembly was). Some of the girls started to get chicken because swim suits a definitely not allowed at school and we have a lot of control freaks in that place. Then it was now or ever and we went for it! Unannounced, in front of the whole school, leading the way, we streaked right through that assembly.