Monday, August 31, 2009

I'm really good a catching flies in my hand. so the other night my sister Kristal had a barbecue, so i went and it was really late and the food had been sitting out all night. then i ate tons of potato salad, it still felt kind of cold so i thought it was fine. and it wasn't. later that night i was just trying to go to sleep and didn't feel very good and then this stupid fly keep on flying around and making me crazy. so i put my hand up in the air and watched the fly for a second and then grabbed that sucker right out of the air WITH MY HAND!! but i was still feeling sick and went and threw up, twice. But then i felt totally fine. so i was just trying to go to sleep again and there was another fly!! so i watched it for a second and then BAM! i got that one too! with only the light of my laptop!!! do you realize what I'm saying?!! i didn't feel human!

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Pamella here

So you remember my friend Pamella right? well a few weeks ago i was just hanging out at a little place i like to call DI minding my own business looking at the shoes.when out of nowhere i hear this voice say... "Pamella here" and i stopped dead in my tracks. so i look over a few feet and who do you think i saw? Yes it was her. so i whip out my phone and text Anna and drew telling them i found our best friend. naturally i discreetly fallow her, she was on a long distance call with her brother in Florida, i know this because she told one of the DI workers. then this guy from my art class that i used to go to came up to me and said hi. he was getting a canvas that someone painted on a little, he told me that he was just going to paint over it. So then Pamella hangs up the phone and walks over to us and tells us that she is an artist herself, and that she doesn't like painting over other peoples art because she feels like there is something there. and i said that's nice, and then everyone went their separate ways. but a few minutes later i was looking at the shirts and Pamella was looking at the shirts and she asked me if i painted over peoples art. i told her no, and that I'm more into portraits with charcoal. and then she asked if i wanted to see some of her paintings on her phone. and she showed me some sweet landscape paintings of hers. she told me i was really smart because i knew what a grotto was. then she told me that her real talent was in singing and playing the guitar (but she didn't sing anything for me) then she told me that she gets shirts from all over the world at DI and she really likes tigers on her shirts and how she hates wolves because they kill people (but i guess tigers don't) and then i went home the end.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

So yesterday i went skydiving with some friends. the first time you go you have to have some creeper strapped to your back. but my instructor was pretty cool, short, which made me a little worried -if you haven't heard my theory on short people it goes like this... they cant be trusted-. I'd show you the video of it but i didn't get one because they run about $90 bucks and that's why i didn't get one. we went up about 13,000 feet and then they opened the door, make you curl up in a little ball with your toes hanging off the edge, then you sway back and forth before you get slingshotted out the door. so i was just flying through the air like a bird and it was so great. If you haven't been i would highly recommend it its not even scary just super AWESOME!