My new friend Pamela

About a month ago my friends Drew and Anna and i, went to the wetlands to celebrate senior sluff day. we were just eating chips and salsa and catching pollywog minding our own business, when drew said we should name the pollywog 'ugly' then out of no where this women (Pamela) said "pollywog's are beautiful!" We all thought she was just joking but we soon came to find out that Pamela have a very strong opinion about EVERYTHING and you cant tell her otherwise. So a few minutes passed and then she asked us where are got our salsa and Anna told her Joe Bandito's. Then Pamela said: "They have the best salsa in Utah i know because i have been a waitress almost everywhere around here." Then she went on to tell us that if you filled up the BYU stadium, that is about how many people she has served in her life so she knows people. Then Pamela introduced us to her son, his wife and their little boy. She told us that her grandsons name was Deon Moses.
Pamela: "Don't you like that name? my name is just Pamela."
Me: "you could always change your name."
Pamela: "And what would i change my name to?"
Me: "you could spell it backwards."
Pamela: "Well i really like names that end in "a" like Pamela and Utah."
Anna: "i like the name indigo"
Pamela: "Isn't that like a band?"
Anna: "the indigo girls?"
Pamela: "they are just a bunch a Lezo's"
(for those of you not up to date on the homosexual slag "lezo" = Lesbian)
Pamela: "I cant stand gays, every time i meet one i say aren't you glad your patents aren't like you? and they just walk away starching their head, Duh!"
Pamela: "They are the Best tippers, them and the Hawaiians. The worst tippers are Native Americans and Canadians."
Me: "Drew is Canadian"
Pamela: "When a native American tips you, you'll just be chancing them out to the parking lot throwing the change they gave you at them. they are just always looking for handouts, you don't see the Jews out looking for handouts"

I cant remember what else she said about all the people she hates, but she did continue on about how she thinks Canadians are so awful, right in front of drew. we don't think she really cared. Then i caught another pollywog and Pamela Demanded that i let her grandson hold it before i put it in the bucket. So i handed it to the little two year old and as soon as i did he chucked it right back in the pound. Then Pamela told us that her son and daughter-in-law were going to have a baby and she told me to ask them what they were going to name it. So i said to Pamela "what are they going to name it?" and Pamela Said "Ask them!" so i did and she told me if its a boy it was going to be some bible name that i cant remember, i don't remember the girls name either. Then Pamela and her family left. So we went to my sister kristals apartment and put the pollywogs in bottom of the drained pool, there was a little puddle there so they liked it.